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The official ninja book by robert hamburger at indigo. The official ninja book hamburger, robert on amazon. Real ultimate power is a satire website purported as an adolescent fan tribute to ninjas, a type of japanese mercenaries. Go search best sellers gift ideas new releases deals store coupons. Its amazing how many people have created parodies of real ultimate power. Play as all four ninja turtles at once as you punch, kick, powerup and portal your way through outrageous dimensions to stop shredder and the kraang from unleashing another diabolical plot. If you are working somewhere, you hook them up with some fries. When i say that power is life, im not speaking figuratively, my dear test subject. The deliberately poorly formatted webpage, with its deadon satire of overly enthusiastic fan pages, managed to strike a chord with net users. Feb 29, 2020 real ultimate power became so popular that it inspired its own parodies. They are as he describes the sweetest mammals ever. With real ultimate power, robert hamburger has written a great mocking treatise on everything ninja, using the topic to pick apart the freaky passions of the pre, or near, pubescent male in western society. A lot of you have been saying that i dont know anything about real ninjas. If you see someone wearing real ultimate power gear and you love ninjas, you should help them out.

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